Pop Odyssey

By Neko

Part 3

“Chris, I’m going to shoot you.” Lora yelled. She had bought the young man for her daughter, who’s birthday was today. She’s only had him two days and she was already getting tired of him. Chris looked up from the mess on the floor. He could tell she was mad at him again. She seemed to always yell at him for something. “That was my favorite plant.” She said grabbing him by the arm. She pulled him up. “I can’t wait till I give you away today.” Lora said to his face. Chris just stared at her blankly.


She let go of him. “Go away so I can clean this up.” She said shoeing him. He went and hid behind the couch and watched her. Chris recalling waking up in the box and seeing her standing there talking to the clerk. He wandered what was going on and he still does. She seemed to have no romantic feelings for him. She seemed to only anoid by him.


When she was done the phone rang. She answered it. When she came back she grabbed her coat and his collar. She held it out to him. He shook his head in rejection from behind the couch. She reached behind the couch and grabbed him. She pulled him out and put the collar on before he could react. “It’s time to go see Brandi.” She said patting him on the head. She pulled him out the door and to her car.


They reached an apartment building and they got out. They went up a few stories until they reached Brandi’s apartment. She knocked on the door and waited. Chris looked around him. Soon a brunette answered the door. “Hi, mom.” Brandi said. “Here happy birthday baby.” Lora said handing Brandi the cord. Her mom pushed Chris in front of her. Brandi eyed Chris. Then smiled with satisfaction.


“Mom, is he for me?” Brandi asked in disbelief. “Yeah, you need him more than me.” Lora said. “Thank you so much.” Brandi said hugging her mother. “You’re welcome.” Lora said. “Come in we were just about to cut the cake.” Brandi said leading them inside. Inside several young ladies were seated around the table. Chris felt out of place so he set over in a corner by himself.


They sang then Brandi cut the cake. She handed everyone a piece. She noted that Chris seemed withdrawn from them. She took him a piece of cake. As she handed it to him, he looked up at her. His eyes were a glow as if she had handed him some rare treasure. She smiled and then patted him on the head. She went back to her friends leaving Chris to eat alone.


“What’s his name?” Brandi asked. “Chris, but let me tell you he is a handful.” Her mother said. “Why is that?” One of Brandi’s friends asked. “I’ve only had him a short time but I’ve had to yell at him so many times I can’t count them.” Lora said. “It’s not his fault he doesn’t know how to act, we’re the ones who erased his memory.”

Brandi said looking over at Chris, who now had icing all over his face and hands. He looked up at them then tried to clean off his fingers with his mouth. “I like him; he’s a very good gift.” Brandi said not worried about the mess that he was making. “I feel bad for giving him to you. I didn’t know he would make such a mess. I’m sorry if he wrecks your apartment.” Lora said.


“Don’t worry my apartment cleans up just fine.” Brandi said. Brandi got up and took the plants to the kitchen. She brought back a wet rag and went over to Chris. He froze in fear. She calmly whipped the icing out of his goatee and cleaned his hands off. “It’s getting late, we better go.” Brandi’s friend said. “Okay, thanks for coming.” Brandi said. “We’ll see you at work.” One said. “Okay see you.” Brandi said showing them to the door.


“Your friends seem nice.” Lora said. “Mom, they’re my friends so let’s leave it at that.” Brandi said sitting down. “I just said that they were nice.” Lora said. “Yeah, but you were getting at more.” Brandi said. “You know me too well.” Lora said. “Come here Chris.” Brandi said. Chris looked at her. She motioned with her finger for him to come. Chris found himself coming to her, mainly in fear that if he didn’t he would get yelled at again today. When he got closer he lowered his head and waited.


“He seems so shy.” Brandi said raising his head so she could see his eyes. “Well you have your hands full; I better go so you can get to know each other better.” Lora said getting ready to go. “Okay, bye.” Brandi said then gave her mom a kiss on the cheek. As Lora got ready to go she found Chris at her side. “No, you stay.” Lora said. Brandi wrapped her arm around the confused young man. She held him like that until her mom was gone. And closed the door.


Chris looked at the door then at Brandi. “You get to stay with me.” Brandi said with a smile. Chris returned the smiled, but only because she smiled first. “I wander what we should to now.” Brandi said thinking out loud. She stood there a minute and thought. “I Know we’ll go shopping the mall doesn’t close for a few more hours and you could use some new cloths.” Brandi said getting her coat. She grabbed Chris’ leash and headed out the door. Chris followed her closely. She put Chris in the passenger seat and then went around and got in herself. They quickly drove to the mall, which was located on the central space station, the apartment was a station all it’s own.
At the mall there were tons of people, both male and female. Chris stayed close to Brandi even though she still had a hold of his leash. They finally went into a shop.

Brandi was flipping through some clothes when another young lady spoke to her. “Hi Brandi, sorry I couldn’t make it to your party, but I had to work,” She said. “It’s okay Kim, I understand” Brandi replied. “Who’s this?” Kim asked pulling on Chris’ shirt. “That’s Chris, my mom gave him to me.” Brandi said.


“I see you’re looking for some clothes for him, let me help you” Kim said. She helped Brandi pick out a few things and then showed them to the dressing room. “Can he dress himself?” Kim asked. “I hope so, but I’m not sure.” Brandi said handing the clothes to Chris. “Go change.” Brandi said pointing to the dressing room. Chris looked at her dumbfounded. “Come on” Brandi said taking him into the dressing room herself. She quickly helped him change then opened the door so he could model for Kim.


After an hour Brandi had all the clothes she wanted, even a few for herself. Kim kindly checked her out. “Chris is very nice, you’re lucky.” Kim said. “You could get your own.” Brandi said. “I don’ have the time or the money to take care of one.” Kim said. “That’s a lie!” Brandi replied walking away. Chris followed her carrying the shopping bags.


“Do you want something to eat?” Brandi asked him as he passed the food court. Chris didn’t answer. “I guess you might still be full of cake.” Brandi said. Brandi walked back to the car. They put the things in back and then got in. When they got back to her apartment they heard Brandi’s neighbor yelling. “I wonder what’s wrong.” Brandi stated, about that time Mandy stepped out into the hallway. She was really wet. “What happened?” Brandi asked. “Lance took a bath, unfortunately I got one too.” Mandy said. “Lance?” Brandi questioned. “Yeah yesterday Kat and I went out and bought men.” Mandy said. About that time the blonde peeked out the door.

His hair was wet and flattened to his head. Lance loosed at the funny little man that stood there next to Brandi. He looked very familiar to him but he couldn’t place the face. Chris shyly hid behind Brandi. “Awe” Mandy said as Chris peeked around Brandi. “He’s a sweetie; I love him” Brandi said rubbing his chin. “I’m happy for you. I better get inside and finish cleaning up Lance.” Mandy said flipping through her mail. “Okay, see you around.” Brand said pushing Chris into her apartment.


By Neko

Copyright January 2002